Enlightened? Great, but you still need clothes. Flowing fabrics, neutral tones, and more beads than a mystic at a drum circle. Do you want to look like you’ve transcended materialism but still care enough not to freak out your yoga class?
Personal Care
The Guide to Personal Hygiene for Enlightened People: A Special Edition of The Rude Yogi
Enlightenment won’t save you from body odor. Yes, you’ve aligned your chakras, but your armpits didn’t get the memo. From soap to deodorant, here’s your guide to staying fresh, because no one wants to sit next to a smelly sage. Clean body, clean mind—well, sort of.